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Funny Eid Sms Biography
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
EID
The month of Ramadan is almost over and Eid is round the corner. Eid - also known as Eid-ul Fitr - signifies the successful completion of the sacred month of Ramadan.
Is Eid then a sign of happiness that Ramadan has finished? Quite the opposite! It is a celebration of thanksgiving to God for having given us the chance and the strength to carry out His commands in the blessed month.
We are happy that we were able to fast and pray in Ramadan, out of obedience and servitude in the hope of its great rewards and spiritual growth. This thanks giving is expressed by special Eid prayers early in morning held in large congregations preferably in open areas or even at mosques.
True thanks giving cannot be complete if we forget our less privileged brothern, therefore a special contribution called the 'Sadaqat-ul-Fitr' is given to assure that even the poor are able to participate in the occasion of Eid. Eid is also a time for feasting, rejoicing and sharing.
The day is mostly spent visiting the near and dear one’s exchanging Eid greetings and sharing the celebrations of Eid. Yet it is certainly not an occasion for over indulgence in frivolity, over-eating and mere pursuit of pleasure and going back to everything one avoided during the entire month of Ramadan. It is also a time to make resolutions to continue the good work which began in Ramadan.
In order to understand Eid ul-fitr and its deeper significance, we need to go back to one of the sayings of Prophet Muhammad: "A fasting person has two occasions to feel happy: he feels happy when he ends his fast, and he feels happy when he meets his Lord for having fasted."
The first occasion is Eid ul-Fitr and It teaches us the lesson that real happiness arises from performing one’s duty and making sacrifices for a noble objective. The second one is when he meets God having adhered to his commands. Therefore Eid is also the time to resolve to lead a life of piety and God consciousness continuously striving to grow spiritually and at the same time abstain from all forms of sin just as one did during the whole month of Ramadan.
So that when one finally meets his Lord having spent his life thus then that day wo-uld be his true Eid day, the day of rejoicing, as it would be the day of his salvation. The difference is this day of rejoicing will be an ever lasting one.
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
Kash tu mera Bakra hota
Main tujay Ghass
Khilata or pyar se tere seengh
Hilata or
Poochta pagal
Kaun???
Tu ya Main ??
Or tu piyaar se Bolta
Main Main…………………..
Dua
ALLAH aapko,
oonchi,
lambi,
khobsorat ankhon wali,
gulabi honton wali,
khobsorat jism wali,
Gaaye
qurbani k liye atta farmaye (Ameen)
chand dikh gaya
mubarak ho
chalo chalo
bakra mandi chalo
5000 lo bakra do
ghomao phirao
chara khilao
ab eid ka din he
bakra girao
!!wait!!
Is phele Eid Mubarak.
Bakra Debit
Cash Credit
Qurbani Debit
Gosht Credit
Qasai Debit
Khaal Credit
Aap Debit
Hum Credit
Eid Bakri Mubarik?
Hamara Eid Massege Debit
Apka Eid Text Reply Credit
[[ Eid Ul Azha Mubarik ]]
Bakray wala
Ye 20000
Ye10000
Ye5000 or
Wo wala sirf 500
Gahak: 500 ka kyu hai?
Bakray wala:Saab ye China ka hai
koi garante nai ghar ja k bhonkna shru kar de
Tumhari
*Namaz…
*Roza…
Aur…
*Qurbani…
Sirf Aur Sirf…!
*ALLAH*
Ke Liye Hein…
Magar Yaad Rakho…!
Khaal Sirf Aur Sirf
*=MQM=*
Ke Liye Hai…
(Funny shayari about khaal)
Eid Is Dedication
Eid Is Love….
Eid Is Beauty..
Eid Is Dedication..
Eid Is Happiness…
My Advance Wishes To U & Ur Family.
“EID MUBARAK”
(Advance eid mubarak sms urdu)
Eid Ghazal
Ye Eid Tere Shehr Men Bhi Aai Hogi
Baray Naaz Se Tu Ne Manayi Hogi
Haseen Hath Pay Mehndi Bhi Lagai Hogi
Phir Tu Ne Mithayi Bhi Khayi Hogi
Humein Tu Surma Dalne Ki Fursat Nahi
Tu Ne Aankhain Apni Kajal Se Sajayi Hogi
Unhain Kia Ehsas Kisi Ki Khushiyoun Ka
Jinhon Ne Eid Wale Din Eid Manayi Hogi
Goshat Khana Aqal K Liye Muzar Hai
Kiun K Goshat Se Dimag Par Charbi Charhti Hai
SMS Takhleeq Karne Main Dushwari Hoti Hai
Vezarat-E-SMS Hakoomat-E-Dostan !!
(Bakra eid sms urdu)
Funny Eid Sms Biography
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
EID
The month of Ramadan is almost over and Eid is round the corner. Eid - also known as Eid-ul Fitr - signifies the successful completion of the sacred month of Ramadan.
Is Eid then a sign of happiness that Ramadan has finished? Quite the opposite! It is a celebration of thanksgiving to God for having given us the chance and the strength to carry out His commands in the blessed month.
We are happy that we were able to fast and pray in Ramadan, out of obedience and servitude in the hope of its great rewards and spiritual growth. This thanks giving is expressed by special Eid prayers early in morning held in large congregations preferably in open areas or even at mosques.
True thanks giving cannot be complete if we forget our less privileged brothern, therefore a special contribution called the 'Sadaqat-ul-Fitr' is given to assure that even the poor are able to participate in the occasion of Eid. Eid is also a time for feasting, rejoicing and sharing.
The day is mostly spent visiting the near and dear one’s exchanging Eid greetings and sharing the celebrations of Eid. Yet it is certainly not an occasion for over indulgence in frivolity, over-eating and mere pursuit of pleasure and going back to everything one avoided during the entire month of Ramadan. It is also a time to make resolutions to continue the good work which began in Ramadan.
In order to understand Eid ul-fitr and its deeper significance, we need to go back to one of the sayings of Prophet Muhammad: "A fasting person has two occasions to feel happy: he feels happy when he ends his fast, and he feels happy when he meets his Lord for having fasted."
The first occasion is Eid ul-Fitr and It teaches us the lesson that real happiness arises from performing one’s duty and making sacrifices for a noble objective. The second one is when he meets God having adhered to his commands. Therefore Eid is also the time to resolve to lead a life of piety and God consciousness continuously striving to grow spiritually and at the same time abstain from all forms of sin just as one did during the whole month of Ramadan.
So that when one finally meets his Lord having spent his life thus then that day wo-uld be his true Eid day, the day of rejoicing, as it would be the day of his salvation. The difference is this day of rejoicing will be an ever lasting one.
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
Kash tu mera Bakra hota
Main tujay Ghass
Khilata or pyar se tere seengh
Hilata or
Poochta pagal
Kaun???
Tu ya Main ??
Or tu piyaar se Bolta
Main Main…………………..
Dua
ALLAH aapko,
oonchi,
lambi,
khobsorat ankhon wali,
gulabi honton wali,
khobsorat jism wali,
Gaaye
qurbani k liye atta farmaye (Ameen)
chand dikh gaya
mubarak ho
chalo chalo
bakra mandi chalo
5000 lo bakra do
ghomao phirao
chara khilao
ab eid ka din he
bakra girao
!!wait!!
Is phele Eid Mubarak.
Bakra Debit
Cash Credit
Qurbani Debit
Gosht Credit
Qasai Debit
Khaal Credit
Aap Debit
Hum Credit
Eid Bakri Mubarik?
Hamara Eid Massege Debit
Apka Eid Text Reply Credit
[[ Eid Ul Azha Mubarik ]]
Bakray wala
Ye 20000
Ye10000
Ye5000 or
Wo wala sirf 500
Gahak: 500 ka kyu hai?
Bakray wala:Saab ye China ka hai
koi garante nai ghar ja k bhonkna shru kar de
Tumhari
*Namaz…
*Roza…
Aur…
*Qurbani…
Sirf Aur Sirf…!
*ALLAH*
Ke Liye Hein…
Magar Yaad Rakho…!
Khaal Sirf Aur Sirf
*=MQM=*
Ke Liye Hai…
(Funny shayari about khaal)
Eid Is Dedication
Eid Is Love….
Eid Is Beauty..
Eid Is Dedication..
Eid Is Happiness…
My Advance Wishes To U & Ur Family.
“EID MUBARAK”
(Advance eid mubarak sms urdu)
Eid Ghazal
Ye Eid Tere Shehr Men Bhi Aai Hogi
Baray Naaz Se Tu Ne Manayi Hogi
Haseen Hath Pay Mehndi Bhi Lagai Hogi
Phir Tu Ne Mithayi Bhi Khayi Hogi
Humein Tu Surma Dalne Ki Fursat Nahi
Tu Ne Aankhain Apni Kajal Se Sajayi Hogi
Unhain Kia Ehsas Kisi Ki Khushiyoun Ka
Jinhon Ne Eid Wale Din Eid Manayi Hogi
Goshat Khana Aqal K Liye Muzar Hai
Kiun K Goshat Se Dimag Par Charbi Charhti Hai
SMS Takhleeq Karne Main Dushwari Hoti Hai
Vezarat-E-SMS Hakoomat-E-Dostan !!
(Bakra eid sms urdu)
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