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Smsdose Funny Sms Biography
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
[Kehtey Hain Ki 7 Phere 7 Janmo Ka Bandhan Hota Hai
Magar "F-R-I-E-N-D-$".
Ye 7 Shabd Agar Mil Jaye Toh Bus,
1 Janam Me Hi 7 Janam Jiney Ka Ehesaas Ho Jata Hai….
Teacher Class Me Apne Baby Ko Doodh Pilatey Hue Boli-
Ale ... Ale...Mela Beta Dudu Pikar Docter Banega….
Boy - Mam Thoda Hamey Bhi Pila Do,
Medical Store Hi Khol Lenge....
NOW DIS IS WAT A PJ IS..
Girl- Kabhi Kabhi Mai Yeh 'Sochti' Hu-
Agar Main "BORING" Hu...
Toh
Mere Mooh Se Paani Q Nahi Aata..
Manmohan Singh's Reply To Anna Hazare:
Jab Aapne Kuch Khaya Hi Nahi,
Toh BILL Kis Baat Ka Maang Rahey Ho....!!!
AGAR Aapki Shaadi Nahi Hui Toh Isi Saal Kar Lena..!!
Qyunki Agle Saal Goverment Iske Liye Bhi
Exam Lene Ke Liye Soch Rahi Hai
"M E T"
(MARRIAGE ELIGIBILITY TEST)
Hurry..
Hamesha Rab Se Wo Maango Jo Aapki Kismat Me Ho,
Wo Nahi Jo Aap Chahtey Ho….
Qyunki Ho Sakta Hai K Aapki Khwaaish Kum Ho,
Magar Aapki Kismat Me Zyada Likha Ho
Arz Kiya Hai:-
Jungle Me Sapere Been Liye Baithe Hain,
Gor Farmaiega Hazoor-
Jungle Me Sapere Been Liye Baithe Hain,
Saap Aur Bhi Kamine Hai,
Durbeen Liye Baithe Hain.
Wah Wah Waah Waah
Boy: I Got (A) In Chemistry..!!
Mom: WTF, Well Done..!!
Boy: Mom, What Do You Think WTF Means?
Mom: Well That's Fantastic
When You Mess Up A Guys Hair,
He Thinks Its Cute.
But Wen You Mess Up A Gals Hair.
May Your Soul Rest In Peace-:
Bhojpuri Title Of Sum Famous Films:
Titanic- NAUKA DEYLA DHOKA
Anaconda- AADMI KHAAYE WALA SAAPWA
3 Idiots- TEEN BURBAK
Ghajini- TAKLA K BADLA..!!
Jab Sacchi
Lagan Ho
Josh Ho
Junoon Ho
Himmat Ho
Kartavya Paalan Ka Jazba Ho
Dhiraj Ho
Kadi Mehnat Ka Nishaya Ho
Toh Aap Bhi
Ji Haan Aap Bhi
'BHAINS' Paal Saktey Hain.
Boss: Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?
Santa: Haanji Ek Ladki Se Hui Hai.
Boss: Shaadi Toh Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai..!!
Santa: Oh Naaji,
Meri Behan Ki Toh Ek Ladke Se Hui Hai.]
Smsdose Funny Sms Biography
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
[Kehtey Hain Ki 7 Phere 7 Janmo Ka Bandhan Hota Hai
Magar "F-R-I-E-N-D-$".
Ye 7 Shabd Agar Mil Jaye Toh Bus,
1 Janam Me Hi 7 Janam Jiney Ka Ehesaas Ho Jata Hai….
Teacher Class Me Apne Baby Ko Doodh Pilatey Hue Boli-
Ale ... Ale...Mela Beta Dudu Pikar Docter Banega….
Boy - Mam Thoda Hamey Bhi Pila Do,
Medical Store Hi Khol Lenge....
NOW DIS IS WAT A PJ IS..
Girl- Kabhi Kabhi Mai Yeh 'Sochti' Hu-
Agar Main "BORING" Hu...
Toh
Mere Mooh Se Paani Q Nahi Aata..
Manmohan Singh's Reply To Anna Hazare:
Jab Aapne Kuch Khaya Hi Nahi,
Toh BILL Kis Baat Ka Maang Rahey Ho....!!!
AGAR Aapki Shaadi Nahi Hui Toh Isi Saal Kar Lena..!!
Qyunki Agle Saal Goverment Iske Liye Bhi
Exam Lene Ke Liye Soch Rahi Hai
"M E T"
(MARRIAGE ELIGIBILITY TEST)
Hurry..
Hamesha Rab Se Wo Maango Jo Aapki Kismat Me Ho,
Wo Nahi Jo Aap Chahtey Ho….
Qyunki Ho Sakta Hai K Aapki Khwaaish Kum Ho,
Magar Aapki Kismat Me Zyada Likha Ho
Arz Kiya Hai:-
Jungle Me Sapere Been Liye Baithe Hain,
Gor Farmaiega Hazoor-
Jungle Me Sapere Been Liye Baithe Hain,
Saap Aur Bhi Kamine Hai,
Durbeen Liye Baithe Hain.
Wah Wah Waah Waah
Boy: I Got (A) In Chemistry..!!
Mom: WTF, Well Done..!!
Boy: Mom, What Do You Think WTF Means?
Mom: Well That's Fantastic
When You Mess Up A Guys Hair,
He Thinks Its Cute.
But Wen You Mess Up A Gals Hair.
May Your Soul Rest In Peace-:
Bhojpuri Title Of Sum Famous Films:
Titanic- NAUKA DEYLA DHOKA
Anaconda- AADMI KHAAYE WALA SAAPWA
3 Idiots- TEEN BURBAK
Ghajini- TAKLA K BADLA..!!
Jab Sacchi
Lagan Ho
Josh Ho
Junoon Ho
Himmat Ho
Kartavya Paalan Ka Jazba Ho
Dhiraj Ho
Kadi Mehnat Ka Nishaya Ho
Toh Aap Bhi
Ji Haan Aap Bhi
'BHAINS' Paal Saktey Hain.
Boss: Aapki Shaadi Ho Gayi?
Santa: Haanji Ek Ladki Se Hui Hai.
Boss: Shaadi Toh Ladki Se Hi Hoti Hai..!!
Santa: Oh Naaji,
Meri Behan Ki Toh Ek Ladke Se Hui Hai.]
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