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Funny Tamil Sms Biography
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
TAMIL
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
Tamil (தமிழ், tamiḻ, [t̪ɐmɨɻ] ?) is a Dravidian language spoken predominantly by Tamil people of South India and North-east Sri Lanka. It has official status in the Indian states of Tamil Nadu and Puducherry. Tamil is also a national language of Sri Lanka and an official language of Singapore and Mauritius. It is also chiefly spoken in the states of Kerala, Karnataka, Andhra Pradesh and Andaman and Nicobar Islands as one of the secondary languages. It is one of the 22 scheduled languages of India and was declared a classical language by the government of India in 2004. Tamil is also spoken by significant minorities in Malaysia, Canada, South Africa, Fiji, Germany, USA, Netherlands, and Réunion as well as emigrant communities around the world.
Tamil is one of the longest surviving classical languages in the world. It has been described as "the only language of contemporary India which is recognizably continuous with a classical past" and having "one of the richest literatures in the world". Tamil literature has existed for over 2000 years. The earliest epigraphic records found on rock edicts and hero stones date from around the 3rd century BCE. The earliest period of Tamil literature, Sangam literature, is dated from ca. 300 BCE – 300 CE. Tamil language inscriptions written c. 1st century BCE and 2nd century CE have been discovered in Egypt, Sri Lanka and Thailand. The two earliest manuscripts from India, to be acknowledged and registered by UNESCO Memory of the World register in 1997 and 2005 were in Tamil. More than 55% of the epigraphical inscriptions (about 55,000) found by the Archaeological Survey of India are in the Tamil language. According to a 2001 survey, there were 1,863 newspapers published in Tamil, of which 353 were dailies. It has the oldest extant literature amongst other Dravidian languages. The variety and quality of classical Tamil literature has led to its being described as "one of the great classical traditions and literatures of the world".
Tamil belongs to the southern branch of the Dravidian languages, a family of around 26 languages native to the Indian subcontinent. It is also classified as being part of a Tamil language family, which alongside Tamil proper, also includes the languages of about 35 ethno-linguistic groups such as the Irula, and Yerukula languages (see SIL Ethnologue).
The closest major relative of Tamil is Malayalam. Until about the 9th century, Malayalam was a dialect of Tamil. Although many of the differences between Tamil and Malayalam demonstrate a pre-historic split of the western dialect, the process of separation into a distinct language, Malayalam, was not completed until sometime in the 13th or 14th century.
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
[Kannil oru minnal,
mugathil oru sirippu,
sirippil oru paasam,
Paasathil oru nesam,
nesathil oru ithayam,
antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee.
Kovama?
pesamatiya?
sms kooda anupa maatiya?
naan theirayama thana un
"Vaala" mithichen..
adhuku poe marathu mela yeari ukandhukita???
Mutton shopla thongura aatta parthu,
unn kannula thanni vandha "Saivam"..!
unn naakula thanni vandha "Asaivam"..!
Do you know kolaikara nai kadikathu ?
because 2indu valaium ora narathula panamudiyathu
Kadavul kitta dress keten… Thuni kadaiye koduthar….
Sappadu keten.. Hotele koduthar…
Selavukku 5000 ketten…
un cell number koduthar, Eppa Unna Parkka varatum…
Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It′s your message , after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!
Father : Rank card engeda?
Son : Inthangappa ..
Father : idiot u failed in 5 subject?! Inimel ennai appanu kuppidathey..
Son : ok da maapla sceana podamaa signa podu
Aasai & perasi:
small difference
nee alagaa irukanumnu nenacha adhu aasai
but,
surya pola alagaa irukunumnu nenacha adhu perasai..
Hykoo kavithai:
Appadi enna than sonnadhu thendral, ippadi kulunga kulunga srikudhum malargal
An aptitude question from Mannar and Co.. /////// Whose Signature is this.?
Yeazhumalai (7 hills) Yeppadi yellaam yoasikkiraangaiya.?
Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?
Wife : Yennaadhu.?!
Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!
Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!
Ungal SMS Varalaattril
mudhal muraiyaaga
Inbox ku vandhu sila
Nimidangaley aana
Puththam Pudhiya
megaa hit Comedy
Message
chief minister karunanthi is trying for
Six Pack…
Oru Ponna
Thala Guninji
Nadaka
Vaiknumna,
Ponna
Peathavanga
Yenna
Seiyanum?
Avanga Ponnu
Kaila Oru Cellum
Athula Free Msg
Card Pota
Pothum....!]
Funny Tamil Sms Biography
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
TAMIL
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
Tamil (தமிழ், tamiḻ, [t̪ɐmɨɻ] ?) is a Dravidian language spoken predominantly by Tamil people of South India and North-east Sri Lanka. It has official status in the Indian states of Tamil Nadu and Puducherry. Tamil is also a national language of Sri Lanka and an official language of Singapore and Mauritius. It is also chiefly spoken in the states of Kerala, Karnataka, Andhra Pradesh and Andaman and Nicobar Islands as one of the secondary languages. It is one of the 22 scheduled languages of India and was declared a classical language by the government of India in 2004. Tamil is also spoken by significant minorities in Malaysia, Canada, South Africa, Fiji, Germany, USA, Netherlands, and Réunion as well as emigrant communities around the world.
Tamil is one of the longest surviving classical languages in the world. It has been described as "the only language of contemporary India which is recognizably continuous with a classical past" and having "one of the richest literatures in the world". Tamil literature has existed for over 2000 years. The earliest epigraphic records found on rock edicts and hero stones date from around the 3rd century BCE. The earliest period of Tamil literature, Sangam literature, is dated from ca. 300 BCE – 300 CE. Tamil language inscriptions written c. 1st century BCE and 2nd century CE have been discovered in Egypt, Sri Lanka and Thailand. The two earliest manuscripts from India, to be acknowledged and registered by UNESCO Memory of the World register in 1997 and 2005 were in Tamil. More than 55% of the epigraphical inscriptions (about 55,000) found by the Archaeological Survey of India are in the Tamil language. According to a 2001 survey, there were 1,863 newspapers published in Tamil, of which 353 were dailies. It has the oldest extant literature amongst other Dravidian languages. The variety and quality of classical Tamil literature has led to its being described as "one of the great classical traditions and literatures of the world".
Tamil belongs to the southern branch of the Dravidian languages, a family of around 26 languages native to the Indian subcontinent. It is also classified as being part of a Tamil language family, which alongside Tamil proper, also includes the languages of about 35 ethno-linguistic groups such as the Irula, and Yerukula languages (see SIL Ethnologue).
The closest major relative of Tamil is Malayalam. Until about the 9th century, Malayalam was a dialect of Tamil. Although many of the differences between Tamil and Malayalam demonstrate a pre-historic split of the western dialect, the process of separation into a distinct language, Malayalam, was not completed until sometime in the 13th or 14th century.
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
[Kannil oru minnal,
mugathil oru sirippu,
sirippil oru paasam,
Paasathil oru nesam,
nesathil oru ithayam,
antha ithayathil en iniya friend nee.
Kovama?
pesamatiya?
sms kooda anupa maatiya?
naan theirayama thana un
"Vaala" mithichen..
adhuku poe marathu mela yeari ukandhukita???
Mutton shopla thongura aatta parthu,
unn kannula thanni vandha "Saivam"..!
unn naakula thanni vandha "Asaivam"..!
Do you know kolaikara nai kadikathu ?
because 2indu valaium ora narathula panamudiyathu
Kadavul kitta dress keten… Thuni kadaiye koduthar….
Sappadu keten.. Hotele koduthar…
Selavukku 5000 ketten…
un cell number koduthar, Eppa Unna Parkka varatum…
Yesterday i decided to sucide
I went to a mountain and tried to jump.
At that time i got a message in my mobile.
It′s your message , after i read it
i decided to live.
U know why?
Vetti message anupura neeyelam uiroda irukumbodhu, na yaen saganum"...!
Father : Rank card engeda?
Son : Inthangappa ..
Father : idiot u failed in 5 subject?! Inimel ennai appanu kuppidathey..
Son : ok da maapla sceana podamaa signa podu
Aasai & perasi:
small difference
nee alagaa irukanumnu nenacha adhu aasai
but,
surya pola alagaa irukunumnu nenacha adhu perasai..
Hykoo kavithai:
Appadi enna than sonnadhu thendral, ippadi kulunga kulunga srikudhum malargal
An aptitude question from Mannar and Co.. /////// Whose Signature is this.?
Yeazhumalai (7 hills) Yeppadi yellaam yoasikkiraangaiya.?
Husband : Kamala Oru Cup Coffee…..! .?
Wife : Yennaadhu.?!
Husband : Unakku Coffee Tharattumaannu Keattean…!
Wife : Adhaaney Paarthean.!
Ungal SMS Varalaattril
mudhal muraiyaaga
Inbox ku vandhu sila
Nimidangaley aana
Puththam Pudhiya
megaa hit Comedy
Message
chief minister karunanthi is trying for
Six Pack…
Oru Ponna
Thala Guninji
Nadaka
Vaiknumna,
Ponna
Peathavanga
Yenna
Seiyanum?
Avanga Ponnu
Kaila Oru Cellum
Athula Free Msg
Card Pota
Pothum....!]
Funny Tamil Sms
Funny Tamil Sms
Funny Tamil Sms
Funny Tamil Sms
Funny Tamil Sms
Funny Tamil Sms
Funny Tamil Sms
Funny Tamil Sms
Funny Tamil Sms
Funny Tamil Sms
Funny Tamil Sms
Funny Tamil Sms
Funny Tamil Sms
Funny Tamil Sms
Funny Tamil Sms
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