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Malayalam Funny Sms Biography
MALAYALAM
Noun
The Dravidian language of the Indian state of Kerala, closely related to Tamil.
Adjective
Of or relating to this language or its speakers
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
[oru divasam tintu monte acchan lunch kazhikumbol
tintu mon poyi shalyapadathi apol acchan tintu
shala padthate oruall kazhikumbol shalyapadathan padilla adutha divasam oru kazhuta vannu gardenela ella pullum thinu nashpihu apol acchan
eda niyantha a kazhute otikata apol tintu mon
acchanele parrghatu arem kazhikumbol shalyapadatanatu.
by krishnaraj
kayarum kondu pokunna TINTUmonodu Duntumol:
engotta kayarumkondu?
TINTUmon:ini enthina njan jeevikkunnathu,
entai perukalayanalle P.T.USHA TINTU luka-ye 800 miteril odan ayachathu?
Nammude oru channelile oru vikhyaathamaaya paripaadiyaanallo SARIGAMA. Athu avatharippikkunnatho nammudeyellaam priyappetta Sreekkuttettanum. Ithaa Sreekkuttettan chodicha thamasa chodyavum utharavum. YESUDASUM PUKAVALIYUM THAMMILULLA BANDHAM ENDAANU ?.... addeham thanne paranha utharam... YESUDAS PAADUM ... PAKSHE PUKAVALI PAADILLA... ENDORU THAMASA.... NHAN CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU PANDAAARAMADANGIPPOYE.....
amsaarikkaan orupaadu undenkilum...
oru vaakku polum parayaan kazhiyaatha...
sughamulla oru novaanu...
"PALLU VEDANA"
Prof:Tintumon
Common words of men after drinking
1 - Nee ente athmartha suhruthu
2 - Avanittu pani kodukkanam
3 - Vandi njan odikkam
4 - Kudichittu parayuvalla
5 - strong pora thalakku pidikkunnilla
6 - Aval enne chathicheda
Finally the best one..
"Naale muthal kudi nirthi"
Panchayathil ninnu survey edukkan vanna udyogasthan Ammummayodu..
Kakkoosundo?
Ammumma : Undallo
Udyogasthan : kinar undo?
Ammumma : Mon chennirunno..Avide pipe undu..
WIFE - Oru kaaryam parayatte..Adikkaruthu
HUS - Illa
WIFE - I am pregnant!
HUS - Good news.ithinenthina adikkunnath?
WIFE - Collegil padikkumbol ithu pole achanodu paranjappol adi kitti..!!
Njan marikkaan pokuva..
Ninak v-shamam undo?hum engane v-shanikkaana..ente kanjikudiyalle muttunne..
Ipo marichittillayirunnenkil e dosa karinju poyene..
Busum Cycleum thannilulla vethyasam?
Bus varum
Pokum
Bus stand avide thanne undakum..
Cycle varum
Pokum
cycle standum koode pokum..!!
Namaskaram ..Innathe sports vaarthakal
Neenthal malsarathil indian thaaram aadya roundil thanne mungi marichu..
Boxingil Americaku swarnavum , Russiakku velliyum , Indiakku ishtam pole idiyum kitti...
Shootingil indiakku swarnam nashtappettu.referee ku oru kannum..!!!
Himaalaya saanukkalil ninnum vimanathil kayattikkondu vanna rishikale munimaaraakkiya , keralathinte vadakke theerathu ninnum vannu ninnu thapasu cheytha sree Sankaracharyarude paadasparsangalal punyavum paavanavumaaya bhaaratha puzhayude theerathe manal tharikalil varuthedutha "KAPPILANDI".Oru pothi Rs 1.50 maathram...
Paper vaayichapozhanu ariyunnathu 'small' adiyude doshangal .Cancer , Ulcer angane enthokke..
Ho! Ho! niruthi ini jeevithathil orikkalum ...
Paper vaayikkilla]
Malayalam Funny Sms Biography
MALAYALAM
Noun
The Dravidian language of the Indian state of Kerala, closely related to Tamil.
Adjective
Of or relating to this language or its speakers
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
[oru divasam tintu monte acchan lunch kazhikumbol
tintu mon poyi shalyapadathi apol acchan tintu
shala padthate oruall kazhikumbol shalyapadathan padilla adutha divasam oru kazhuta vannu gardenela ella pullum thinu nashpihu apol acchan
eda niyantha a kazhute otikata apol tintu mon
acchanele parrghatu arem kazhikumbol shalyapadatanatu.
by krishnaraj
kayarum kondu pokunna TINTUmonodu Duntumol:
engotta kayarumkondu?
TINTUmon:ini enthina njan jeevikkunnathu,
entai perukalayanalle P.T.USHA TINTU luka-ye 800 miteril odan ayachathu?
Nammude oru channelile oru vikhyaathamaaya paripaadiyaanallo SARIGAMA. Athu avatharippikkunnatho nammudeyellaam priyappetta Sreekkuttettanum. Ithaa Sreekkuttettan chodicha thamasa chodyavum utharavum. YESUDASUM PUKAVALIYUM THAMMILULLA BANDHAM ENDAANU ?.... addeham thanne paranha utharam... YESUDAS PAADUM ... PAKSHE PUKAVALI PAADILLA... ENDORU THAMASA.... NHAN CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU CHIRICHU PANDAAARAMADANGIPPOYE.....
amsaarikkaan orupaadu undenkilum...
oru vaakku polum parayaan kazhiyaatha...
sughamulla oru novaanu...
"PALLU VEDANA"
Prof:Tintumon
Common words of men after drinking
1 - Nee ente athmartha suhruthu
2 - Avanittu pani kodukkanam
3 - Vandi njan odikkam
4 - Kudichittu parayuvalla
5 - strong pora thalakku pidikkunnilla
6 - Aval enne chathicheda
Finally the best one..
"Naale muthal kudi nirthi"
Panchayathil ninnu survey edukkan vanna udyogasthan Ammummayodu..
Kakkoosundo?
Ammumma : Undallo
Udyogasthan : kinar undo?
Ammumma : Mon chennirunno..Avide pipe undu..
WIFE - Oru kaaryam parayatte..Adikkaruthu
HUS - Illa
WIFE - I am pregnant!
HUS - Good news.ithinenthina adikkunnath?
WIFE - Collegil padikkumbol ithu pole achanodu paranjappol adi kitti..!!
Njan marikkaan pokuva..
Ninak v-shamam undo?hum engane v-shanikkaana..ente kanjikudiyalle muttunne..
Ipo marichittillayirunnenkil e dosa karinju poyene..
Busum Cycleum thannilulla vethyasam?
Bus varum
Pokum
Bus stand avide thanne undakum..
Cycle varum
Pokum
cycle standum koode pokum..!!
Namaskaram ..Innathe sports vaarthakal
Neenthal malsarathil indian thaaram aadya roundil thanne mungi marichu..
Boxingil Americaku swarnavum , Russiakku velliyum , Indiakku ishtam pole idiyum kitti...
Shootingil indiakku swarnam nashtappettu.referee ku oru kannum..!!!
Himaalaya saanukkalil ninnum vimanathil kayattikkondu vanna rishikale munimaaraakkiya , keralathinte vadakke theerathu ninnum vannu ninnu thapasu cheytha sree Sankaracharyarude paadasparsangalal punyavum paavanavumaaya bhaaratha puzhayude theerathe manal tharikalil varuthedutha "KAPPILANDI".Oru pothi Rs 1.50 maathram...
Paper vaayichapozhanu ariyunnathu 'small' adiyude doshangal .Cancer , Ulcer angane enthokke..
Ho! Ho! niruthi ini jeevithathil orikkalum ...
Paper vaayikkilla]
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