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Latest Funny Sms Biography
Dengi in Pakistan
· Don ko Pakarna Mushkil hi nahi Namumkin hai
Aik Ladki bache se: apni luli nikalo
Bacha: ok
ladki: ye kiya, tumhari luli to pakdi hi nahi jati
Bacha: Don ko pakarna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai
· Dengi Virus – Funny SMS Jokes
Girl: Teri judai mai nend urti hai jan jati hai chen khota hai
Dil rota hai….
Boy: check karwa le beta dengi virus bhi aisa hi hota hai
· Can I Touch Your Software – Adult SMS
Boy: can i touch your software
girl: first show me your hardware
boy: should i install it in your system
girl: cover it with antivirus and then install
· Aishwarya Adopt 4 Years Baby – Adult SMS
Aishwarya ne 4 sal ka bacha goadd liya
aik din bacha dodh ke liye chekha
Aishwarya: tum baray ho gay ho khana khao
Bacha: acha mat pilao magar dikha to do
· Mehngi Jaga
• Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
.
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
.
Petrol pump chaltay hain
· Girls Love
1-8 years all girls lov Mom
8-14 yrs lov Dad
15-25 Girls lov ..Me!
25-50 Girls lov Husband
50-100…
Hmmmmmm,
Shararti…!
Chal rakh le yar. Tu jigar hai apna..
· Hi, Wat r u doing?
Hi wat r u doing??
I m propagatng unimaeral form of iddiosyncrasy ocring malevolently in the meritorios piece of clatrubial brain…
.
In short:
Disturbing U..
· Aao Ehd Karein
Aao Ehd Karein k 3 cheezen hath se kabhi nhi janay dein gay
Sharafat
Sadaqat
aur
un ki
BACHIYAN
· Faraz Poetry
Wo itni gehri neend kaise so jatey hain FARAZ
yaha to har karwat pe ….li khari ho jati hai..
· DUA
Jo Muhe Bhool Jai
Us Ka Mobile Toot Jai
Charger Jal Jai
Uski Sim Block Ho Jai
Miscall Kare to recieve ho Jai
Card load karwaye to balance na aai.
Ek Teacher Ne Ek Larke Se Pucha,
Agar Tumhare Paas Chaar Toffee hain! Un Mein Se Maine do le lee to tumhare pas kiti toffee bachengi?
Baccha bola:Chaar
Teacher:Wo kaise
Baccha bola:Main Thori Na BeWakoof hoon jo do toffee ap ko de dunga.
Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 larki ne Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
Main pehle hi Pareshan hun ke woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
Dear I’am turning 0ff my cell due to my eXamz bc0z i hv to w0rk hrd to get gud grades
Plz contact me after
10 mintues:-p
Is se zyada parhai nai hoti humse
Ek Ladki, ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai
Aur Ek Tasveer Dekh kar Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:
Ladki : “iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?”
.
Maalik : “Meri Maa Tu Dimag Mat Laga, Ghar Jaa, Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai
Boss : Likhna PArhna aata hai?
Sardar : Likhna aata hai parhna nai.
Boss : apna naam likho
Sardar : %$*3@t(*^&%
Boss : Ye Kya Likha Hai?
Sardar : KAha Tha Likhna Ata hai
PArhna nai…
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
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Latest Funny Sms Biography
Dengi in Pakistan
· Don ko Pakarna Mushkil hi nahi Namumkin hai
Aik Ladki bache se: apni luli nikalo
Bacha: ok
ladki: ye kiya, tumhari luli to pakdi hi nahi jati
Bacha: Don ko pakarna mushkil hi nahi namumkin hai
· Dengi Virus – Funny SMS Jokes
Girl: Teri judai mai nend urti hai jan jati hai chen khota hai
Dil rota hai….
Boy: check karwa le beta dengi virus bhi aisa hi hota hai
· Can I Touch Your Software – Adult SMS
Boy: can i touch your software
girl: first show me your hardware
boy: should i install it in your system
girl: cover it with antivirus and then install
· Aishwarya Adopt 4 Years Baby – Adult SMS
Aishwarya ne 4 sal ka bacha goadd liya
aik din bacha dodh ke liye chekha
Aishwarya: tum baray ho gay ho khana khao
Bacha: acha mat pilao magar dikha to do
· Mehngi Jaga
• Wife: ”Mujhe kisi mehangi jaga le ke chaliye na ji”
.
Husband: Chalo, tayyar ho jao…”
.
Petrol pump chaltay hain
· Girls Love
1-8 years all girls lov Mom
8-14 yrs lov Dad
15-25 Girls lov ..Me!
25-50 Girls lov Husband
50-100…
Hmmmmmm,
Shararti…!
Chal rakh le yar. Tu jigar hai apna..
· Hi, Wat r u doing?
Hi wat r u doing??
I m propagatng unimaeral form of iddiosyncrasy ocring malevolently in the meritorios piece of clatrubial brain…
.
In short:
Disturbing U..
· Aao Ehd Karein
Aao Ehd Karein k 3 cheezen hath se kabhi nhi janay dein gay
Sharafat
Sadaqat
aur
un ki
BACHIYAN
· Faraz Poetry
Wo itni gehri neend kaise so jatey hain FARAZ
yaha to har karwat pe ….li khari ho jati hai..
· DUA
Jo Muhe Bhool Jai
Us Ka Mobile Toot Jai
Charger Jal Jai
Uski Sim Block Ho Jai
Miscall Kare to recieve ho Jai
Card load karwaye to balance na aai.
Ek Teacher Ne Ek Larke Se Pucha,
Agar Tumhare Paas Chaar Toffee hain! Un Mein Se Maine do le lee to tumhare pas kiti toffee bachengi?
Baccha bola:Chaar
Teacher:Wo kaise
Baccha bola:Main Thori Na BeWakoof hoon jo do toffee ap ko de dunga.
Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 larki ne Hello kiya,
Wife- koun thi wo?
Hus-Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
Main pehle hi Pareshan hun ke woh bhi Yehi puchegi.
Dear I’am turning 0ff my cell due to my eXamz bc0z i hv to w0rk hrd to get gud grades
Plz contact me after
10 mintues:-p
Is se zyada parhai nai hoti humse
Ek Ladki, ek din Art Gallery dekhne Jati Hai
Aur Ek Tasveer Dekh kar Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:
Ladki : “iss Bhayanak Tasveer Ko Aap Modern Art Kehte Ho !?”
.
Maalik : “Meri Maa Tu Dimag Mat Laga, Ghar Jaa, Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai
Boss : Likhna PArhna aata hai?
Sardar : Likhna aata hai parhna nai.
Boss : apna naam likho
Sardar : %$*3@t(*^&%
Boss : Ye Kya Likha Hai?
Sardar : KAha Tha Likhna Ata hai
PArhna nai…
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole
tha,
kisine pucha,umbrella me hole
kyu?
Sardar bola,Oye barish ruk
jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
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