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140 Character Funny Sms Biography
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
CHARACTER
n.
1. The combination of qualities or features that distinguishes one person, group, or thing from another. See Synonyms at disposition.
2. A distinguishing feature or attribute, as of an individual, group, or category. See Synonyms at quality.
3. Genetics A structure, function, or attribute determined by a gene or group of genes.
4. Moral or ethical strength.
5. A description of a person's attributes, traits, or abilities.
6. A formal written statement as to competency and dependability, given by an employer to a former employee; a recommendation.
7. Public estimation of someone; reputation: personal attacks that damaged her character.
8. Status or role; capacity: in his character as the father.
9.
a. A notable or well-known person; a personage.
b. A person, especially one who is peculiar or eccentric: a shady character; catcalls from some character in the back row.
10.
a. A person portrayed in an artistic piece, such as a drama or novel.
b. Characterization in fiction or drama: a script that is weak in plot but strong in character.
11. A mark or symbol used in a writing system.
12. Computer Science
a. One of a set of symbols, such as letters or numbers, that are arranged to express information.
b. The numerical code representing such a character.
13. A style of printing or writing.
14. A symbol used in secret writing; a cipher or code.
adj.
1. Of or relating to one's character.
2.
a. Specializing in the interpretation of often minor roles that emphasize fixed personality traits or specific physical characteristics: a character actor.
b. Of or relating to the interpretation of such roles by an actor: the character part of the hero's devoted mother.
3. Dedicated to the portrayal of a person with regard to distinguishing psychological or physical features: a character sketch.
4. Law Of or relating to a person who gives testimony as to the moral and ethical reputation or behavior of one engaged in a lawsuit: a character witness.
tr.v. charac·tered, charac·ter·ing, charac·ters Archaic
1. To write, print, engrave, or inscribe.
2. To portray or describe.
Idioms:
in character
Consistent with someone's general character or behavior: behavior that was totally in character.
out of character
Inconsistent with someone's general character or behavior: a response so much out of character that it amazed me.
Man - Shirt ke liye koi badiya kapda dikhao.
Shopkeeper - Plain main dikha doo.
Man - Abbe hawai jahaj mai jane ki kya jaruurat hai?
Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan hai
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye
1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia
Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?
Chor ne jawaab dia....:
Teen Saal Qaid
kitne hasin ho ap khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo,
kajal ka tika lagana hi kafi nhi gale me nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo......
Latest P.J...
Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye
wah..wah
Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye
MUNI badnam Hui Darling tere liye
Is
Msg
Ko
0pen
Na Kare
Bola Tha
Fir Bhi 0pen Kiya
>-**-<
>-**-<
>-**-<
Ye Mobile Ko Bigadne Wale VIRUS hai
Mera Kaam Ho Gaya
Ab Ap Jano
What is Swarg?
American Salary
German car
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife
What is Nark?
American Wife
German Food
Chinese Car &
Indian Salary
Ahat se apke ye sham khubsurat ho gai
Muskuraht se apke roshan fiza ho gai
jab se dekha hai nigaho ne apko
in nigaho ko Motiya bind ki shikayat ho gai
ek sardar sukhe talab me boat chala raha the,
dussra sardar...sale aise hi sardaro ne hamara naam badnam kiya hai. agar tairna ata to sale ko wahi ja k marta..
Wife: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho ?
5 saal pehle maine use shadi k liye inkar kia tha or wo aj tak p raha hai.
Pati: baap re itni lambi celebration
Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai usey ghar degi.
Sardar k 3 the,usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu.
lane ke bad
sardar wife se - apne 3 kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke the wo le gye
Safedi se Camak rah the Budiya k Baal..
Wah… Wah…
Safedi se Camak rahe the Budiya k Baal..
Wah… Wah…
Is kaal Kaal me hum Tum kare Dhamaal.
Dost:-"Tumhari toh RAM-SITA ki jodi lagti hai"
Man:-"Bilkul Galat hai:
Na to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jata hai, Na hi ye dharti me samati hai
140 Character Funny Sms Biography
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
CHARACTER
n.
1. The combination of qualities or features that distinguishes one person, group, or thing from another. See Synonyms at disposition.
2. A distinguishing feature or attribute, as of an individual, group, or category. See Synonyms at quality.
3. Genetics A structure, function, or attribute determined by a gene or group of genes.
4. Moral or ethical strength.
5. A description of a person's attributes, traits, or abilities.
6. A formal written statement as to competency and dependability, given by an employer to a former employee; a recommendation.
7. Public estimation of someone; reputation: personal attacks that damaged her character.
8. Status or role; capacity: in his character as the father.
9.
a. A notable or well-known person; a personage.
b. A person, especially one who is peculiar or eccentric: a shady character; catcalls from some character in the back row.
10.
a. A person portrayed in an artistic piece, such as a drama or novel.
b. Characterization in fiction or drama: a script that is weak in plot but strong in character.
11. A mark or symbol used in a writing system.
12. Computer Science
a. One of a set of symbols, such as letters or numbers, that are arranged to express information.
b. The numerical code representing such a character.
13. A style of printing or writing.
14. A symbol used in secret writing; a cipher or code.
adj.
1. Of or relating to one's character.
2.
a. Specializing in the interpretation of often minor roles that emphasize fixed personality traits or specific physical characteristics: a character actor.
b. Of or relating to the interpretation of such roles by an actor: the character part of the hero's devoted mother.
3. Dedicated to the portrayal of a person with regard to distinguishing psychological or physical features: a character sketch.
4. Law Of or relating to a person who gives testimony as to the moral and ethical reputation or behavior of one engaged in a lawsuit: a character witness.
tr.v. charac·tered, charac·ter·ing, charac·ters Archaic
1. To write, print, engrave, or inscribe.
2. To portray or describe.
Idioms:
in character
Consistent with someone's general character or behavior: behavior that was totally in character.
out of character
Inconsistent with someone's general character or behavior: a response so much out of character that it amazed me.
Man - Shirt ke liye koi badiya kapda dikhao.
Shopkeeper - Plain main dikha doo.
Man - Abbe hawai jahaj mai jane ki kya jaruurat hai?
Ladka:hum 25 bhai bahan hai
Ladki:kya aap ke ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
Ladka:aaye the par school samajh ke vapas chale gaye
1 Baar 1 chor ne apni mangetar ko sone ka set dia
Mangetar ne khush ho k pucha is set ki keemat kya h?
Chor ne jawaab dia....:
Teen Saal Qaid
kitne hasin ho ap khud ko duniya ki nazar se bachaya karo,
kajal ka tika lagana hi kafi nhi gale me nimbu mirchi bhi latkaya karo......
Latest P.J...
Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye
wah..wah
Dua kiya karo sham
Savere mere liye
MUNI badnam Hui Darling tere liye
Is
Msg
Ko
0pen
Na Kare
Bola Tha
Fir Bhi 0pen Kiya
>-**-<
>-**-<
>-**-<
Ye Mobile Ko Bigadne Wale VIRUS hai
Mera Kaam Ho Gaya
Ab Ap Jano
What is Swarg?
American Salary
German car
Chinese Food &
Indian Wife
What is Nark?
American Wife
German Food
Chinese Car &
Indian Salary
Ahat se apke ye sham khubsurat ho gai
Muskuraht se apke roshan fiza ho gai
jab se dekha hai nigaho ne apko
in nigaho ko Motiya bind ki shikayat ho gai
ek sardar sukhe talab me boat chala raha the,
dussra sardar...sale aise hi sardaro ne hamara naam badnam kiya hai. agar tairna ata to sale ko wahi ja k marta..
Wife: wo samne sharabi dekh rahe ho ?
5 saal pehle maine use shadi k liye inkar kia tha or wo aj tak p raha hai.
Pati: baap re itni lambi celebration
Govt. Jiske 5 bache hai usey ghar degi.
Sardar k 3 the,usne wife se kaha padosan k 2 b mere hai unko lata hu.
lane ke bad
sardar wife se - apne 3 kaha gaye?
WIFE- Jinke the wo le gye
Safedi se Camak rah the Budiya k Baal..
Wah… Wah…
Safedi se Camak rahe the Budiya k Baal..
Wah… Wah…
Is kaal Kaal me hum Tum kare Dhamaal.
Dost:-"Tumhari toh RAM-SITA ki jodi lagti hai"
Man:-"Bilkul Galat hai:
Na to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jata hai, Na hi ye dharti me samati hai
140 Character Funny Sms
140 Character Funny Sms
140 Character Funny Sms
140 Character Funny Sms
140 Character Funny Sms
140 Character Funny Sms
140 Character Funny Sms
140 Character Funny Sms
140 Character Funny Sms
140 Character Funny Sms
140 Character Funny Sms
140 Character Funny Sms
140 Character Funny Sms
140 Character Funny Sms
140 Character Funny Sms
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