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HAPPY NEW YEAR
New Year is the time at which a new calendar year begins and the calendar's year count is incremented. In many cultures, the event is celebrated in some manner. The New Year of the Gregorian calendar, today in worldwide use, falls on 1 January, as was the case with the Roman calendar. There are numerous calendars that remain in regional use that calculate the New Year differently.
The order of months in the Roman calendar was January to December since King Numa Pompilius in about 700 BC, according to Plutarch and Macrobius. It was only relatively recently that 1 January again became the first day of the year in Western culture. Until 1751 in England and Wales (and all British dominions) the new year started on 25 March – Lady Day, one of the four quarter days (the change to 1 January took place in 1600 in Scotland). Since then, 1 January has been the first day of the year. During the Middle Ages several other days were variously taken as the beginning of the calendar year ).[citation needed][where?] In many countries, such as the Czech Republic, Italy, Spain and the UK, 1 January is a national holiday.
For information about the changeover from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar and the effect on the dating of historical events etc., see Old Style and New Style dates.
With the expansion of Western culture to many other places in the world during recent centuries, the Gregorian calendar has been adopted by many other countries as the official calendar, and the 1 January date of New Year has become global, even in countries with their own New Year celebrations on other days (such as Israel, China and India). In the culture of Latin America there are a variety of traditions and superstitions surrounding these dates[clarification needed] as omens for the coming year. The most common modern dates of celebration are listed below, ordered and grouped by their appearance relative to the conventional Western calendar.
During the Roman Republic and the Roman Empire years began on the date on which each consul first entered office. This was probably 1 May before 222 BC, 15 March from 222 BC to 154 BC, and 1 January from 153 BC. In 45 BC, when Julius Caesar introduced the Julian calendar, he continued to use 1 January as the first day of the new year.
In the Middle Ages in Europe a number of significant feast days in the ecclesiastical calendar of the Roman Catholic Church came to be used as the beginning of the Julian year:
In Modern Style or Circumcision Style dating, the new year started on 1 January, the Feast of the Circumcision of Christ.
In Annunciation Style or Lady Day Style dating the new year started on 25 March, the feast of the Annunciation (traditionaly named Lady Day). This was used in many parts of Europe in the Middle Ages. This style continued to be used officially in the Kingdom of Great Britain until 1 January 1752, except Scotland which changed to Modern Style dating on 1 January 1600, the Act being passed on 17 December 1599. The rest of Great Britain changed to Modern Style on 1 January preceding the conversion in Great Britain from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar on 3/14 September 1752. The UK tax year still starts on 6 April which is 25 March + 12 days, eleven for the conversion from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar plus a dropped leap day in 1800 [but not in 1900].
In Easter Style dating, the new year started on Easter Saturday (or sometimes on Good Friday). This was used all over Europe, but especially in France, from the eleventh to the sixteenth century. A disadvantage of this system was that because Easter was a movable feast the same date could occur twice in a year; the two occurrences were distinguished as "before Easter" and "after Easter".
In Christmas Style dating the new year started on 25 December. This was used in Germany and England until the thirteenth century, and in Spain from the fourteenth to the sixteenth century.
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
[I Thing U should remember always.
it is my experience of life at every new year.
I Made No Resolutions For The New Year.
di Habt of Making Planz, Critcizng,
Sanctioning & Moldng My hole Lyf
Iz 2 Mch of
A Daily Evnt 4Me
Wish u a happy new year.
best of luck..
2012 to ho raha hai dur subse yaaro,
ye hi hai Kudrat ka dastor yaaro,
guzri jo un Yaadein se udas na ho tum,
Naye Saal aayahe chalo yaaro,
DHOOM MAChaty hain
nayi yaadain banaaty hain
naye sapne jagaaty hain
neyi kudiyaaan phansaaty hain,
Hahaha.
just chill Happy New year.
Hlki Srdi Ka Zmana H,
Mosam B Suhana H,
Ek 2 apne jese Pyare SMS Tu Krdo
Kya isi Balance Ko 2013 main bhi chalana hai,
Happy New Year..
For My Tharki Friendss
Naye saal mai tu phr se sambhal,
galat kam mai na tu krna pehal.
jamaany mai sb kch milega nayaa,
Bas Tu B.C Dekhane ki badal ley najar.
Happy New Year..
As the old year cms 2 meet di New Year,
sending u my grtngz
of bls n gud health.
Wishing u a wonderful
Holday Sezn n a
Happy New Year 2u nd family.
Mey peace bak in2 ur house n
mey thieves come to steal ur debts.
My the pockets of ur jeans
become a magnet of $100 bilz.
Mey love stick to ur face like Vaseline and
mey lghtr assalt ur lips!
Mey ur clothes smell of success
like smoking tires and may happiness
slap u across the face and
mey ur tears b that of joy.
Mey the prblms u had
4get ur home adras!
In simple words,
Happy New Year,
o my Sweet Dear,
“PHOOL”
Khushboo k liay
“PYAR”
Nibhane k liye
“AANKHAIN”
Dil churane k liye
Or Yeh Msg Ap Ko
“MERI YAAD”
Dilane Ke liye.
aaj k din to yaad rakh lo
kameeeno……
saare kameene dost mily hain.
chalo kahir meri taraf say Harry New Year..
Wishing u nt jst smile but laughtr,
nt jst happiness bt pure joy,
nt jst wealth bt heavens
treasure & not jst silence
but God’s peace.
B-4 the sun sets in this year,
B-4 the memories fade,
B-4 the net works get jammed
B-4 any one wish u first..
i Wish u nd ur family
Happy soooper doooper New Year]
Happy New Year Funny Sms Biography
HAPPY NEW YEAR
New Year is the time at which a new calendar year begins and the calendar's year count is incremented. In many cultures, the event is celebrated in some manner. The New Year of the Gregorian calendar, today in worldwide use, falls on 1 January, as was the case with the Roman calendar. There are numerous calendars that remain in regional use that calculate the New Year differently.
The order of months in the Roman calendar was January to December since King Numa Pompilius in about 700 BC, according to Plutarch and Macrobius. It was only relatively recently that 1 January again became the first day of the year in Western culture. Until 1751 in England and Wales (and all British dominions) the new year started on 25 March – Lady Day, one of the four quarter days (the change to 1 January took place in 1600 in Scotland). Since then, 1 January has been the first day of the year. During the Middle Ages several other days were variously taken as the beginning of the calendar year ).[citation needed][where?] In many countries, such as the Czech Republic, Italy, Spain and the UK, 1 January is a national holiday.
For information about the changeover from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar and the effect on the dating of historical events etc., see Old Style and New Style dates.
With the expansion of Western culture to many other places in the world during recent centuries, the Gregorian calendar has been adopted by many other countries as the official calendar, and the 1 January date of New Year has become global, even in countries with their own New Year celebrations on other days (such as Israel, China and India). In the culture of Latin America there are a variety of traditions and superstitions surrounding these dates[clarification needed] as omens for the coming year. The most common modern dates of celebration are listed below, ordered and grouped by their appearance relative to the conventional Western calendar.
During the Roman Republic and the Roman Empire years began on the date on which each consul first entered office. This was probably 1 May before 222 BC, 15 March from 222 BC to 154 BC, and 1 January from 153 BC. In 45 BC, when Julius Caesar introduced the Julian calendar, he continued to use 1 January as the first day of the new year.
In the Middle Ages in Europe a number of significant feast days in the ecclesiastical calendar of the Roman Catholic Church came to be used as the beginning of the Julian year:
In Modern Style or Circumcision Style dating, the new year started on 1 January, the Feast of the Circumcision of Christ.
In Annunciation Style or Lady Day Style dating the new year started on 25 March, the feast of the Annunciation (traditionaly named Lady Day). This was used in many parts of Europe in the Middle Ages. This style continued to be used officially in the Kingdom of Great Britain until 1 January 1752, except Scotland which changed to Modern Style dating on 1 January 1600, the Act being passed on 17 December 1599. The rest of Great Britain changed to Modern Style on 1 January preceding the conversion in Great Britain from the Julian calendar to the Gregorian calendar on 3/14 September 1752. The UK tax year still starts on 6 April which is 25 March + 12 days, eleven for the conversion from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar plus a dropped leap day in 1800 [but not in 1900].
In Easter Style dating, the new year started on Easter Saturday (or sometimes on Good Friday). This was used all over Europe, but especially in France, from the eleventh to the sixteenth century. A disadvantage of this system was that because Easter was a movable feast the same date could occur twice in a year; the two occurrences were distinguished as "before Easter" and "after Easter".
In Christmas Style dating the new year started on 25 December. This was used in Germany and England until the thirteenth century, and in Spain from the fourteenth to the sixteenth century.
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
[I Thing U should remember always.
it is my experience of life at every new year.
I Made No Resolutions For The New Year.
di Habt of Making Planz, Critcizng,
Sanctioning & Moldng My hole Lyf
Iz 2 Mch of
A Daily Evnt 4Me
Wish u a happy new year.
best of luck..
2012 to ho raha hai dur subse yaaro,
ye hi hai Kudrat ka dastor yaaro,
guzri jo un Yaadein se udas na ho tum,
Naye Saal aayahe chalo yaaro,
DHOOM MAChaty hain
nayi yaadain banaaty hain
naye sapne jagaaty hain
neyi kudiyaaan phansaaty hain,
Hahaha.
just chill Happy New year.
Hlki Srdi Ka Zmana H,
Mosam B Suhana H,
Ek 2 apne jese Pyare SMS Tu Krdo
Kya isi Balance Ko 2013 main bhi chalana hai,
Happy New Year..
For My Tharki Friendss
Naye saal mai tu phr se sambhal,
galat kam mai na tu krna pehal.
jamaany mai sb kch milega nayaa,
Bas Tu B.C Dekhane ki badal ley najar.
Happy New Year..
As the old year cms 2 meet di New Year,
sending u my grtngz
of bls n gud health.
Wishing u a wonderful
Holday Sezn n a
Happy New Year 2u nd family.
Mey peace bak in2 ur house n
mey thieves come to steal ur debts.
My the pockets of ur jeans
become a magnet of $100 bilz.
Mey love stick to ur face like Vaseline and
mey lghtr assalt ur lips!
Mey ur clothes smell of success
like smoking tires and may happiness
slap u across the face and
mey ur tears b that of joy.
Mey the prblms u had
4get ur home adras!
In simple words,
Happy New Year,
o my Sweet Dear,
“PHOOL”
Khushboo k liay
“PYAR”
Nibhane k liye
“AANKHAIN”
Dil churane k liye
Or Yeh Msg Ap Ko
“MERI YAAD”
Dilane Ke liye.
aaj k din to yaad rakh lo
kameeeno……
saare kameene dost mily hain.
chalo kahir meri taraf say Harry New Year..
Wishing u nt jst smile but laughtr,
nt jst happiness bt pure joy,
nt jst wealth bt heavens
treasure & not jst silence
but God’s peace.
B-4 the sun sets in this year,
B-4 the memories fade,
B-4 the net works get jammed
B-4 any one wish u first..
i Wish u nd ur family
Happy soooper doooper New Year]
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