Sunday, March 10, 2013

Sweet Funny Sms

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Sweet Funny Sms Biography
SWEET
Pronunciation: (swēt), [key]
—adj., -er, -est,
—adv., n.
—adj.
1. having the taste or flavor characteristic of sugar, honey, etc.
2. producing the one of the four basic taste sensations that is not bitter, sour, or salt.
3. not rancid or stale; fresh: This milk is still sweet.
4. not salt or salted: sweet butter.
5. pleasing to the ear; making a delicate, pleasant, or agreeable sound; musical.
6. pleasing or fresh to the smell; fragrant; perfumed.
7. pleasing or agreeable; delightful.
8. amiable; kind or gracious, as a person, action, etc.
9. dear; beloved; precious.
10. easily managed; done or effected without effort.
11. (of wine) not dry; containing unfermented, natural sugar.
12. (of a cocktail) made with a greater proportion of vermouth than usual.
13. sentimental, cloying, or unrealistic: a sweet painting of little kittens.
14. (of air) fresh; free from odor, staleness, excess humidity, noxious gases, etc.
15. free from acidity or sourness, as soil.
16. Chem.
a. devoid of corrosive or acidic substances.
b. (of fuel oil or gas) containing no sulfur compounds.
17. (of jazz or big band music) performed with a regular beat, moderate tempo, lack of improvisation, and an emphasis on warm tone and clearly outlined melody.
18. sweet on, Informal.infatuated with; in love with: He's sweet on her.
—adv.
in a sweet manner; sweetly.
—n.
1. a sweet flavor, smell, or sound; sweetness.
2. something that is sweet or causes or gives a sweet flavor, smell, or sound.
3. sweets, Informal.
a. candied sweet potatoes.
b. (in direct address) sweetheart.
4. sweets,pie, cake, candy, and other foods high in sugar content.
5. Chiefly Brit.
a. a piece of candy; sweetmeat or bonbon.
b. a sweet dish or dessert, as a pudding or tart.
6. something pleasant to the mind or feelings.
7. a beloved person.
8. (in direct address) darling; sweetheart.


FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"

SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.


[Pappu:
Cycle k break hath me lekar nach raha tha!! !
Max- ye kya kr raha ae pappu?
Pappu-oye!
BREAK DANCE kar rha hoon!

Shadi me dulhe k sath barati kyu jate hai?
Think b4 read
Q k log kehte h k kisi k Sukh me jao ya na, par dukh me jarur jana chahiy

Americans Invented Mobile, iPhone, Cellphone.
Japanese Invented SIM Card.
Indians Invented Missed Call.!

You Can Control Ur Breath But Not Death,
U Can Control Ur Life But Not Ur Wife,
U Can Control Ur Emotion
But Not Ur “Loose Motion”

Shayari 4 u
Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah) Tere pyar ka saya (wah wah)
Tere pyar ka saya,(wah wah wah)
2 Minute ruk Main Susu karke aaya

Pappu, Ladki Dekhne Gaya,
Family Walo Ne Akele Bithaya Pappu: Behanji, Aap Kitne Bhai-Behan Ho!
Ladki: Pehle 3 The Ab 4 HO GAYE !

Reactions of girls wen de lost their purse
Poor girl: my money Rich girl: my credit card
bt Sweet n beautiful girl: oh shit ROCKY ki photo

1 Frog asked astrologer, “plz tell my future”
Ast: a young smart beatiful girl will touch u
Frog: great!but when&where? Ast: in zoology lab

Pappu was taking naked bath in a jungle.
All animals were laughing at him.
Pappu:Why ru laughing?
Animals:Ha Ha.. Your tail is in FRONT SIDE

Lady Dr- Tm roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kr aurato ko kyu ghurte ho?
Santa- Ji aap hi ne bahar likha ha-Aurato ko dekhne ka time 9-12!

Mom- Itni Raat Gaye Kaha Gaye The?
Beta- Apni Girlfriend Se Milne.
Mom- Kis Liye?!
Beta- Haa Mom, Bahut KISS Liye!!

Pappu – Roz subah 50 ladkiyan mera intezar karti hain.
Dipu- are wah, Wo kaise?
Pappu- Mai Girls College Bus ka driver hu..

Sir to Student: “What is the full form of MATHS?”
student thinks hard & answers, “Mentaly Affected Teachers Harming students” !

Cow: Kya me Bolu
Ox: Sun Cow:
Suna Ox: Chalti Kya Ghaushala
Cow: Kya Kru?ake me Ghaushala
Ox: Mundi Hilaeanga, Ghas Chabaenge, Ghobar Flaynge Or Kya?

Wife is “Recievd call”
Girl is “Dialed call”
Aunty is “Missd call”
Lover is “waiting call”
BUT Frndship is “FEVICOL” nahi chodenge !!

Biwi (Ghusse Main): Tumhare Dimag Main To Sirf Gobar Hi Bhara Hai!
Husband (Pyar Se): To Phir Itni Der Se Kha Kyon Rahi Ho?

Every women is RANI KAXMI BAI in her life.
RANI – Before marriage.
LAXMI – After marriage.
 BAI – After children.]
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