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Hot Funny Sms Biography
HOT
adj. hot·ter, hot·test
1.
a. Having or giving off heat; capable of burning.
b. Being at a high temperature.
2. Being at or exhibiting a temperature that is higher than normal or desirable: a hot forehead.
3. Causing a burning sensation, as in the mouth; spicy: hot peppers; a hot curry.
4.
a. Charged or energized with electricity: a hot wire.
b. Radioactive, especially to a dangerous degree.
5.
a. Marked by intensity of emotion; ardent or fiery: a hot temper.
b. Having or displaying great enthusiasm; eager: hot for travel.
6.
a. Informal Arousing intense interest, excitement, or controversy: a hot new book; a hot topic.
b. Informal Marked by excited activity or energy: a hot week on the stock market.
c. Violent; raging: a hot battle.
7. Slang Sexually excited or exciting.
8. Slang
a. Recently stolen: a hot car.
b. Wanted by the police: a hot suspect.
9. Close to a successful solution or conclusion: hot on the trail.
10. Informal
a. Most recent; new or fresh: a hot news item; the hot fashions for fall.
b. Currently very popular or successful: one of the hottest young talents around.
c. Requiring immediate action or attention: a hot opportunity.
11. Slang Very good or impressive. Often used in the negative: I'm not so hot at math.
12. Slang Funny or absurd: told a hot one about the neighbors' dog.
13. Slang
a. Performing with great skill and daring: a hot drummer.
b. Having or characterized by repeated successes: a player who is on a hot streak.
c. Fast and responsive: a hot sports car.
d. Unusually lucky: hot at craps.
14. Music Of, relating to, or being an emotionally charged style of performance marked by strong rhythms and improvisation: hot jazz.
15. Bold and bright.
n. hots (hts)
Slang Strong sexual attraction or desire. Used with the.
adv.
1. In a hot manner; hotly.
2. While hot: foods that are best eaten hot.
tr.v. hot·ted, hot·ting, hots
Informal To cause to increase in intensity or excitement. Often used with up: "His book is an exercise in the fashionable art of instant history, in which every episode is hotted up with an anecdote" (Harper's).
Idioms:
hot and bothered Informal
In a state of agitated excitement; flustered: all hot and bothered before the opening performance.
hot and heavy
1. Informal Passionate or intense: Interest in the new stock was hot and heavy.
2. Characterized by or engaging in amorous or sexual activity.
hot to trot Slang
1. Sexually avid; lascivious.
2. Ready and willing; eager.
hot under the collar Informal
Angry.
make it hot for Slang
To make things uncomfortable or dangerous for: Don't make it hot for yourself by needlessly finding fault.
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
[A Husbands Version:
My Wife Is Like
“Terms & Conditions”
Of A Website !
I Never Understand What She
Says But I Always Accept!!
Now They Are Digging The Mayan’s Temple
To Get The Next Part Of Calender After 21St Dec 2012
Pray For Their Success
Other Wise Believer With Mayan’S Will Be Date Less From Tomorrow Onward
And
They Will Have No Birthdays,
No Anniversary,
No Holiday ,
What They Will Do?
Teacher!
Batao KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Pichy Dekhen Miss ERUM Apko Bula Rhi Hn
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nai Tha
Student: Sir YEHI Khush Fehmi Hoti Hy.
Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo "DON'T"
Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna
"STOP"
2nd day Beti:
MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha
"DON'T STOP"
King of the States,
Apple of my father's eye,
Strength 4 my mother's heart,
My brother climbed over the mare.
Samajh aai ?
Nahi,
English samajhna hr kisi k bus ki baat nahi:-P
Punjabi version mulahiza Ho:
Desaan da Raja,
Mery Babul da piyara,
Ambri de dil da sahara,
Veer mera ghori charya;-)
Once
There Was A Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Piece of Boti By Chacha Dimu Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach on The Bridge of The Naala
He Saw Another Kutta in Water with boti
His thoughts Were Kuttean Aalay.HE Mari Jo CHal Vich Te He Lost HIS Own Boti
Moral;
Kuttean Aali Socho Gay Te Kuttean Aali Hovay Gi.
"A TRUE STORY"
Kisi drakht pe ik ullu baitha krta tha.
ik din wo drakht kat diya gaya..drakht bot khush hua k shukar ab hm pr KOI ULLU NAI BAITAY GA!!!
lakin drakht ki khushi us wakt khaq me mil gaye jb;
us ko kat kr AP k room ki STUDY CHAIR bna diya gaya
or
AJ B US PR ULLU BAITTHA HAI..
1 day I read smoking is bad. "I stop smoking"
1 day I read drinking is bad
"I stop drinking"
1 day I read making Girl friendS is bad habit
" I stop
reading" lOlzz]
Hot Funny Sms Biography
HOT
adj. hot·ter, hot·test
1.
a. Having or giving off heat; capable of burning.
b. Being at a high temperature.
2. Being at or exhibiting a temperature that is higher than normal or desirable: a hot forehead.
3. Causing a burning sensation, as in the mouth; spicy: hot peppers; a hot curry.
4.
a. Charged or energized with electricity: a hot wire.
b. Radioactive, especially to a dangerous degree.
5.
a. Marked by intensity of emotion; ardent or fiery: a hot temper.
b. Having or displaying great enthusiasm; eager: hot for travel.
6.
a. Informal Arousing intense interest, excitement, or controversy: a hot new book; a hot topic.
b. Informal Marked by excited activity or energy: a hot week on the stock market.
c. Violent; raging: a hot battle.
7. Slang Sexually excited or exciting.
8. Slang
a. Recently stolen: a hot car.
b. Wanted by the police: a hot suspect.
9. Close to a successful solution or conclusion: hot on the trail.
10. Informal
a. Most recent; new or fresh: a hot news item; the hot fashions for fall.
b. Currently very popular or successful: one of the hottest young talents around.
c. Requiring immediate action or attention: a hot opportunity.
11. Slang Very good or impressive. Often used in the negative: I'm not so hot at math.
12. Slang Funny or absurd: told a hot one about the neighbors' dog.
13. Slang
a. Performing with great skill and daring: a hot drummer.
b. Having or characterized by repeated successes: a player who is on a hot streak.
c. Fast and responsive: a hot sports car.
d. Unusually lucky: hot at craps.
14. Music Of, relating to, or being an emotionally charged style of performance marked by strong rhythms and improvisation: hot jazz.
15. Bold and bright.
n. hots (hts)
Slang Strong sexual attraction or desire. Used with the.
adv.
1. In a hot manner; hotly.
2. While hot: foods that are best eaten hot.
tr.v. hot·ted, hot·ting, hots
Informal To cause to increase in intensity or excitement. Often used with up: "His book is an exercise in the fashionable art of instant history, in which every episode is hotted up with an anecdote" (Harper's).
Idioms:
hot and bothered Informal
In a state of agitated excitement; flustered: all hot and bothered before the opening performance.
hot and heavy
1. Informal Passionate or intense: Interest in the new stock was hot and heavy.
2. Characterized by or engaging in amorous or sexual activity.
hot to trot Slang
1. Sexually avid; lascivious.
2. Ready and willing; eager.
hot under the collar Informal
Angry.
make it hot for Slang
To make things uncomfortable or dangerous for: Don't make it hot for yourself by needlessly finding fault.
FUNNY
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est
1.
a. Causing laughter or amusement.
b. Intended or designed to amuse.
2. Strangely or suspiciously odd; curious.
3. Tricky or deceitful.
n. pl. fun·nies Informal
1. A joke; a witticism.
2. funnies
a. Comic strips.
b. The section of a newspaper containing comic strips.
Arousing or provoking laughter; "an amusing film with a steady stream of pranks and pratfalls"; "an amusing fellow"; "a comic hat"; "a comical look of surprise"; "funny stories that made everybody laugh"; "a very funny writer"; "it would have been laughable if it hadn't hurt so much"; "a mirthful experience"; "risible courtroom antics"
SMS
Short Message Service (SMS) is a text messaging service component of phone, web, or
Mobile communication systems, using standardized communications protocols that allow the exchange of short text messages between fixed line or mobile phone devices.
SMS is the most widely used data application in the world, with 3.6 billion active users, or 78% of all mobile phone subscribers. The term "SMS" is used as an acronym for all types of short text messaging and the user activity itself in many parts of the world. SMS is also employed in direct marketing, known as SMS marketing.
SMS as used on modern handsets originated from radio telegraphy in radio memo pagers using standardized phone protocols. These were defined in 1985 as part of the Global System for Mobile Communications (GSM) series of standards as a means of sending messages of up to 160 characters to and from GSM mobile handsets. Though most SMS messages are mobile-to-mobile text messages, support for the service has expanded to include such other mobile technologies as ANSI CDMA networks and Digital AMPS, as well as satellite and landline networks.
[A Husbands Version:
My Wife Is Like
“Terms & Conditions”
Of A Website !
I Never Understand What She
Says But I Always Accept!!
Now They Are Digging The Mayan’s Temple
To Get The Next Part Of Calender After 21St Dec 2012
Pray For Their Success
Other Wise Believer With Mayan’S Will Be Date Less From Tomorrow Onward
And
They Will Have No Birthdays,
No Anniversary,
No Holiday ,
What They Will Do?
Teacher!
Batao KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Pichy Dekhen Miss ERUM Apko Bula Rhi Hn
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nai Tha
Student: Sir YEHI Khush Fehmi Hoti Hy.
Mom:Boyfriend Jab Kiss kare to bolo "DON'T"
Or Jab Galy lagae to bolna
"STOP"
2nd day Beti:
MOM usne dono ek sath Kiya to Me ne b ek sath kaha
"DON'T STOP"
King of the States,
Apple of my father's eye,
Strength 4 my mother's heart,
My brother climbed over the mare.
Samajh aai ?
Nahi,
English samajhna hr kisi k bus ki baat nahi:-P
Punjabi version mulahiza Ho:
Desaan da Raja,
Mery Babul da piyara,
Ambri de dil da sahara,
Veer mera ghori charya;-)
Once
There Was A Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Piece of Boti By Chacha Dimu Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach on The Bridge of The Naala
He Saw Another Kutta in Water with boti
His thoughts Were Kuttean Aalay.HE Mari Jo CHal Vich Te He Lost HIS Own Boti
Moral;
Kuttean Aali Socho Gay Te Kuttean Aali Hovay Gi.
"A TRUE STORY"
Kisi drakht pe ik ullu baitha krta tha.
ik din wo drakht kat diya gaya..drakht bot khush hua k shukar ab hm pr KOI ULLU NAI BAITAY GA!!!
lakin drakht ki khushi us wakt khaq me mil gaye jb;
us ko kat kr AP k room ki STUDY CHAIR bna diya gaya
or
AJ B US PR ULLU BAITTHA HAI..
1 day I read smoking is bad. "I stop smoking"
1 day I read drinking is bad
"I stop drinking"
1 day I read making Girl friendS is bad habit
" I stop
reading" lOlzz]
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